13 Ways to Feel Better About USA Losing to Belgium
- Locate Belgium on a map, go there, make a friend and never speak to him again.
- Order some waffles at IHOP. When they come, insist you said pancakes and watch them throw ‘em in the trash.
- Call the Tim Howard closest to you and ask him to tell the real Tim Howard you said “Good job.”
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